I know a lot of guys get nicknames from friends, teammates, fraternity brothers, etc. because of their dick.
What are some nicknames you have either received or given because of being hung?
I know a lot of guys get nicknames from friends, teammates, fraternity brothers, etc. because of their dick.
What are some nicknames you have either received or given because of being hung?
Nicknames given to guys with EXTRA LARGE dicks!:
HORSE
DONKEY
MULE
3 LEG
BIG BAMBOO
Hose, horseboy, sausage, schlong, stallion, tripod, meat. In school, friends would say Hey, (insert one of those names). It would be funny if they hollered that out in the hallway and teachers were outside their rooms and hearing it. Some would have an expression like that’s not appropriate to say,… Read more »
Every time I find myself on my knees staring some monster meat eye to eye – I call him “Daddy “!
If I ever get my chance to bottom for you DeMarco… hell yeah, I’ll call you daddy when you fuck me.
The “last” name I use here (spoiler alert: not my real name) is a nickname my ex gave me. I’m a big nerd and play DnD, and jokingly he called my cock a Zweihander, which is a two-handed sword (and Zweihänder means “double-handed” in German), and it just stuck. It… Read more »
I’ve had several partners notice that my cock was thicker than their own wrist and called me “wrist dick” or “soup” for soup can.
A teammate saw me in the shower after practice. I always tried to be as private as possible. He said, “you’re a Clydesdale!!” The name was shortened to ‘Clyde. It stuck with me. Even after 10+ years, when I run into a teammate, they still call me Clyde.
I have been called two different names. A guy in school started calling me “Power Pole”. He still does sometimes. Some Mexican guys at the gym started calling me “El bombero” or “the Fireman” because my hose is so big.
When I worked in a hostel in Prague for a summer, it was a party hostel and us staff basically drank and partied and slept with the guests…I think I had sex with about 50 guys over those three months…My nickname was “Moby” after Moby Dick lol
Typical ropes Cowboys use up north are nylon and 30 to 33 feet long. Learning on the Spanish Ranch, outa Elko, I used a rawhide ‘Riata”. Typically 50-60 ‘ long. The northern guys I worked with later, called me ” long rope” eventually a bunch of us went back to… Read more »
I played D1 baseball. The upperclassmen always gave the new freshmen and transfers on the team a nickname during training camp. B/c I hailed from Knoxville and my southern accent was the most distinguishing thing about me at the start of day one when we were all making introductions, they… Read more »
I had a friend who used to walk around with his literal FOOT-LONG DICK hanging down his right leg. My nicknames for him were: Daddy Long Leg Foot-Long Ballpark Frank He used to try to make me touch it and make out with him. But I told him that wasn’t… Read more »
We call a friend of mine elephant dick.
I was nicknamed Rocco, after porn actor Rocco Siffredi.
And much less original, stallion.
The doorman at a club where we sometimes had gay parties told me one night “We have a name for you. We call you Trunk.” Before I could ask if that was as in tree or elephant, the other doorman cut me off “No shit! The other night my girlfriend… Read more »
Used to know a guy called Denny’s, the name of a local company that made sausages cause of his thickness.
One of my mates, a while back, had (and, no doubt, still has) a very large, thick cock. In our teens, the shaft was about the size of a Red Bull can and (relatively unusual for the UK) had an equally engorged, circumcised helmet. In the showers, one day, one… Read more »
I had a coworker who had called me “Holmes” for no apparent reason for years. Then one day he said “Hey, Holmes. John C Holmes, that is.”
I asked him if that was where the nickname came from and he said “I’ve seen you in the showers. It’s accurate.”
Same thing happened to me, lol. I had to ask who he was. Man that was a long time ago.
I get called the Horse Guy, or stallion by a lot of my teammates lol
King Dong; Womb Raider; The Human Tripod; Old Big Knob; Shitter Splitter (my personal favourite).
how about back to the snl skit with Matt Damon during the kavanaugh hearings?
Donkey Dong Doug!